Subject: Ebonics meets Elizabethan ---- Two of the prominent themes dominating ADS-L exchanges of late - Ebonics and so-called Elizabethan English in the South - have met in a column penned by Little Rock editorialist Paul Greenberg. Greenberg is an editor of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, but his column is systematically reprinted here in the Tuscaloosa News. Here are some excerpts from one that appeared on Jan 3: "Today's lesson: You dis somebody's language, you be in trouble. This caveat needs to be kept in mind as a national debate with a lot more heat than light erupts out of Oakland, Calif., where a school board seeking the usual federal grant set out to get one for the study of something called Ebonics. ... "But anyone who understands English and has an ear can pick up the rudiments of its various subsets, and there are many of them in this country: Downeast New England Yankee, Chicago-ese, Newallins, and so continentally and incontinentally on. ... "Dixie alone offers an encyclopedic range of strange tongues from the heavily Elizabethan in remote Appalacia and tidewater Virginia to Sothron-in-slow-motion in faulknerian Mississippi. Shall we establish a corps of teachers to valiate all these interesting languages, too? ... "What we have here is an intimate language of home or street or fields - much like Redneck Southern or an Irish brogue, Cajun French or pure Texican - presented as a fully developed foreign language. This kind of scholarship is about as impressive as socks on a rooster, to lapse into Arkinsaw. ... "Yes, it would be a good thing if teachers could understand what their pupils are saying. Exposing teachers to the rudiments of Black English might be sensible as part of their undergraduate education - but not conducting class in it. What many of these children need most is *unilingual* education, and the unilanguage should be American. They already speak Black English; it's their native tongue. And they employ it when appropriate - on the street, say, rather than when, one day, accepting their Nobel Prize or being inaugurated as U.S. president. ..." End of quoted material. On the subject of Ebonics: I am sure that a lot of thinly veiled racism is finding expression in the derisive paradying of Ebonics/AAVE. To see practically the entire political spectrum close ranks in condemning the dignification of AAVE, some elements feel they now have free license to parady African Americans in derogatory ways via their language. Listening to a country-music radio station on the way to work a couple of days ago (yes, I do like some country music), I was dismayed to hear one of the emcees launch into an imitation of AAVE, as he constructed some ficticious African American woman complaining about juvenile delinquents who turn out to be her own daughters. Apparently this is a regular feature now, the comic motif (I use the term "comic" advisedly) being lessons in Ebonics. I never heard anyone take such liberties on the air prior to the Ebonics debate. Mike Picone University of Alabama